; MOD-SIX Lumina sample calendar.txt file, v1.00 2-Mar-2023
;
; Includes:
;   Calendar of NYC Ticker Tape Parades
;   "Fortune cookie" type random messages
;
; Calendar data From:
;   https://downtownny.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Downtown_Alliance-Ticker-Tape_Parade-History-2019.pdf
;   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ticker-tape_parades_in_New_York_City
;
; Fortune cookie data abstracted from assorted Unix(tm) fortune cookie files. See:
;   https://man.freebsd.org/cgi/man.cgi?query=fortune
;
; This compilation and organization of public domain data Copyright (C) 2023 Teresa Kennedy. Permission to
;   redistribute granted under CC BY-ND 4.0 - see https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/legalcode
;
; Messages are limited to 150 characters. This ruler can be pasted into your file to check message lengths
; For nerds: 150 characters + 2 double quotes + @mm/dd + blank = 159 and terminating C null = buffer of 160
; Any use of feature flags reduces available message length. Refer to the manual for more information. 
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@10/28 "1886 - Dedication of the Statue of Liberty"
@04/29 "1889 - Centennial of George Washington's inauguration as first president of the United States"
@09/30 "1899 - Adm. George Dewey, hero of the Battle of Manila Bay during the Spanish-American War"
@06/18 "1910 - Theodore Roosevelt, former president of the United States, on his return from an African safari"
@05/09 "1917 - Joseph J. C. Joffre, Marshal of France"
@09/08 "1919 - Gen. John J. Pershing, Commander of the American Expeditionary Forces in World War I"
@10/03 "1919 - Albert and Elisabeth, King and Queen of the Belgians"
@11/18 "1919 - Edward Albert, Prince of Wales"
@10/19 "1921 - Gen. Armando V. Diaz, Chief of Staff of the Italian army"
@10/21 "1921 - Adm. Lord David Beatty, commander of the British and Allied fleets during World War I"
@10/28 "1921 - Ferdinand Foch, Marshal of France, commander of the Allied armies during World War I"
@11/18 "1922 - Georges Clemenceau, premier of France during World War I"
@10/05 "1923 - David Lloyd George, prime minister of Great Britain during World War I"
@08/06 "1924 - U.S. Olympic athletes, on their return from the Paris Games"
002/16 "1926 - Capt. George Fried and the crew of the steamship President Roosevelt for rescuing the crew of the British freighter Antinoe"
@05/27 "1926 - Gustaf Adolph and Louise, crown prince and princess of Sweden"
@06/23 "1926 - Lt. Cmdr. Richard E. Byrd and Floyd Bennett for the first flight over the North Pole"
@07/02 "1926 - Bobby Jones, British Open champion"
@08/27 "1926 - Gertrude Ederle, first woman to swim the English Channel"
@09/10 "1926 - Mille Gade Corson, second woman to swim the English Channel"
@10/18 "1926 - Marie, queen of Romania"
@06/13 "1927 - Charles A. Lindbergh, for the first solo nonstop transatlantic flight"
@07/18 "1927 - Double parade for two separate transatlantic flights, one by Cmdr. Richard E. Byrd, Lt. George O. Noville, Bernt Balchen, and Bert Acosta"
@07/18 "1927 - Double parade for two separate transatlantic flights, one by Clarence D. Chamberlin and Charles A. Levine"
@11/11 "1927 - Ruth Elder, first woman to attempt a transatlantic flight, with pilot George Haldeman"
@01/20 "1928 - William Cosgrave, president of Ireland"
@04/30 "1928 - Capt. Hermann Koehl, Maj. James Fitzmaurice, and Baron Guenther Von Huenefeld for the longest westward transatlantic flight"
@05/04 "1928 - Prince Ludovico Potenziani Spada, governor of Rome"
@07/06 "1928 - Amelia Earhart, first woman to complete a transatlantic flight, with pilot Wilmer Stulz and Louis E. Gordon"
@10/16 "1928 - Dr. Hugo Eckener and the crew of the dirigible Graf Zeppelin for the first commercial transatlantic flight"
@01/29 "1929 - Capt. George Fried, Chief Officer Harry Manning, and the crew of the steamship America for rescuing the crew of the Italian freighter Florida"
@10/04 "1929 - Ramsay MacDonald, prime minister of Great Britain"
@04/29 "1930 - Henry Lewis Stimson, secretary of state, and U.S. delegates returning from the London naval disarmament conference"
@05/26 "1930 - Marquis Jacques De Dampierre and family, descendants of the Marquis De Lafayette, passengers on the maiden voyage of the French ocean liner Laf"ayette"
@06/11 "1930 - Dr. Julio Prestes De Albuquerque, president-elect of Brazil"
@06/18 "1930 - Rear Adm. Richard E. Byrd for his first Antarctic expedition and flight over the South Pole"
@07/02 "1930 - Bobby Jones, British Open champion"
@09/03 "1930 - Capt. Dieudonne Costes and Maurice Bellonte for the first nonstop transatlantic flight from Paris to Long Island"
@07/02 "1931 - Wiley Post and Harold Gatty for their flight around the world (eight days, fifteen hours and fifty-one minutes)"
@09/02 "1931 - Olin J. Stephens Jr. and the crew of Dorade, winners of a transatlantic yacht race from Newport, R.I., to Plymouth, England"
@10/22 "1931 - Pierre Laval, premier of France"
; Controversial - in 2017 then-Mayor de Blasio stated he wanted to remove the following plaque.
@10/26 "1931 - Henri Philippe Petain, marshal of France"
@11/20 "1931 - Dino Grandi, foreign minister of Italy"
@06/20 "1932 - Amelia Earhart for the first solo transatlantic flight by a woman"
@07/21 "1933 - Italian Air Marshal Italo Balbo and the crews of twenty-four seaplanes for their flight from Rome to Chicago"
@07/26 "1933 - Wiley Post for the first solo flight around the world (seven days, eighteen hours, and forty-nine minutees)"
@08/01 "1933 - Pilots Amy Johnson and Capt. James A. Mollison, the first married couple to fly the Atlantic"
@09/03 "1936 - Jesse Owens, the track and field athlete, and the Olympic team"
@07/15 "1938 - Howard Hughes and crew for their record-breaking flight around the world (three days, nineteen hours, and eight minutes)"
@08/05 "1938 - Douglas 'Wrong Way' Corrigan for his flight from New York to Ireland instead of his 'intended' destination of California"
@04/27 "1939 - Olav and Martha, crown prince and princess of Norway"
@05/01 "1939 - Rear Adm. Alfred W. Johnson, officers and men of the Atlantic squadron of the U.S. fleet"
@06/19 "1945 - Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower, supreme commander of the Allied Expeditionary Force in World War II"
@08/27 "1945 - General Charles de Gaulle, president of the provisional government of France"
@09/13 "1945 - Gen. Jonathan M. Wainwright, hero of the battles of Bataan and Corregidor in World War II"
@10/09 "1945 - Fleet Adm. Chester W. Nimitz, commander of the navy's Pacific fleet in World War II"
@10/27 "1945 - Harry S. Truman, president of the United States"
@12/14 "1945 - Fleet Adm. William F. Halsey Jr, Commander of the navy's Third Fleet in World War II"
@03/15 "1946 - Winston Churchill, prime minister of Great Britain during World War II"
@10/23 "1946 - Delegates to the first plenary session of the General Assembly of the United Nations"
@10/25 "1946 - Col. Clarence S. Irvine, commander of the B-29 Dreamboat, and his crew of army airmen for their Honolulu-to-Cairo flight over the North Pole"
@01/13 "1947 - Alcide De Gasperi, premier of Italy"
@02/07 "1947 - Harold Alexander, viscount of Tunis, field marshal of the British Army in World War II, and governor general of Canada"
@05/02 "1947 - Miguel Aleman, President of Mexico"
@06/09 "1947 - Willie Turnesa, British amateur golf champion, and fellow members of the victorious American Walker Cup team"
@11/05 "1947 - Officers and crew of the French warship Georges Leygues for bringing rare French tapestries for exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art"
@11/18 "1947 - Friendship Train bearing gifts and supplies from the United States to Europe"
@03/09 "1948 - Eamon de Valera, former Prime Minister of Ireland"
@07/07 "1948 - Romulo Gallegos, President of Venezuela"
@02/03 "1949 - French Gratitude Train bearing gifts from France to the United States in appreciation of the Friendship Train"
@05/19 "1949 - Gen. Lucius D. Clay, Military Governor of Germany and commander of the Berlin airlift"
@05/23 "1949 - Eurico Gaspar Dutra, President of Brazil"
@08/11 "1949 - Elpidio Quirino, President of the Philippines"
@08/19 "1949 - Connie Mack on his 50th year as Manager of the Philadelphia Athletics baseball team"
@09/16 "1949 - Forty-eight European journalists in celebration of Freedom of the Press Day during their U.S. tour"
@10/04 "1949 - Raymond A. Garbarina Memorial Post 1523 for winning the American Legion Drum and Bugle Corps National Championship"
@10/17 "1949 - Jawaharlal Nehru, Prime Minister of India"
@11/21 "1949 - Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, Shah of Iran"
@04/17 "1950 - Gabriel Gonzalez Videla, President of Chile"
@04/28 "1950 - Adm. Thomas C. Kinkaid, hero of World War II naval battles and retiring commander of the Navy's eastern sea frontier and the Atlantic reserve f"leet
@05/08 "1950 - Liaquat Ali Khan, Prime Minister of Pakistan"
@05/09 "1950 - Fernando Casas Aleman, Governor of Mexico City Federal District"
@05/10 "1950 - Ten foreign mayors attending the 18th annual U.S. Conference of Mayors"
@06/02 "1950 - Fourth Marine Division Association veterans of Pacific battles in World War II"
@08/04 "1950 - Robert Gordon Menzies, Prime Minister of Australia"
@08/22 "1950 - Lt. Gen. Clarence R. Huebner, Commander of U.S. armed forces in Europe"
@08/31 "1950 - William O'Dwyer upon his resignation as Mayor of New York City"
@04/03 "1951 - Vincent Auriol, President of France"
@04/20 "1951 - Gen. Douglas MacArthur"
@05/09 "1951 - David Ben-Gurion, Prime Minister of Israel"
@05/24 "1951 - U.S. Army Fourth Infantry Division, Eighth Regimental Combat Team,the first U.S. NATO troops to be sent overseas"
@06/25 "1951 - Galo Plaza Lasso, native New Yorker and President of Ecuador"
@09/17 "1951 - Sir Denys Lowson, 623rd Lord Mayor of London"
@08/28 "1951 - Alcide De Gasperi, Premier of Italy"
@10/08 "1951 - New York National Guard's 165th Infantry Regiment on its Centennial"
@10/29 "1951 - Fifty wounded United Nations veterans of the Korean War"
@11/13 "1951 - Women in the Armed Services"
@01/17 "1952 - Capt. Henrik Kurt Carlsen for his heroic attempt to save his sinking ship, the SS Flying Enterprise"
@04/07 "1952 - Juliana, Queen of the Netherlands, and Prince Bernhard"
@05/14 "1952 - Mayors of 250 cities attending the 20th annual U.S. Conference of Mayors"
@07/17 "1952 - Send-off of U.S. Olympic team to the Helsinki games"
@07/18 "1952 - Commodore Harry Manning, Chief Engineer William Kaiser, and crewof the SS United States for setting a transatlantic speed record"
@12/18 "1952 - Lt. Gen. Willis D. Crittenberger, retiring Commander of the First Army"
@01/30 "1953 - Vice Adm. Walter S. Delany, Commander of the Navy's Eastern Sea Frontier and the Atlantic reserve fleet"
@04/03 "1953 - Metropolitan New York combat contingent, the first U.S. Army troops to return from the Korean War"
@04/24 "1953 - Gen. James A. Van Fleet, retired Commander of the United Nations ground troops in Korea"
@05/26 "1953 - New York City departments and units of the armed services to commemorate the 150th anniversary of the laying of City Hall's cornerstone"
@07/21 "1953 - Ben Hogan, British Open champion"
@10/01 "1953 - Jose Antonio Remon, President of Panama"
@10/20 "1953 - General Mark W. Clark, retiring Commander of U.S. forces in the Far East"
@10/26 "1953 - Maj. Gen. William F. Dean, hero of Taejon and prisoner of war for three years during the Korean War"
@11/02 "1953 - Paul I and Frederika, King and Queen of Greece"
@11/05 "1953 - Lt. Gen. James H. Doolittle and marching units from the armed forces in observance of the 50th anniversary of powered flight"
@12/21 "1953 - One-hundred forty-four convalescing Korean War veterans from the New York metropolitan area"
@02/01 "1954 - Celal Bayar, President of Turkey"
@03/31 "1954 - Four-thousand New York City firefighters in observance of Firemen's Day"
@04/22 "1954 - Veterans of the 45th Thunderbird Infantry Division on their return from the Korean War"
@06/01 "1954 - Haile Selassie, Emperor of Ethiopia"
@07/26 "1954 - Genevieve De Galard-Terraube, a nurse known as the angel of Dien Bien Phu for staying with wounded French soldiers in Vietnam"
@08/02 "1954 - Syngman Rhee, President of South Korea"
; First ticker-tape parade for a baseball team
@09/27 "1954 - New York Giants, National League champions"
@10/28 "1954 - William V. S. Tubman, President of Liberia"
@11/19 "1954 - Lt. Gen. Withers A. Burress, retiring Commander of the First Army"
@01/31 "1955 - Paul Eugene Magloire, President of Haiti"
@03/01 "1955 - New York Chapter of the American Red Cross, kicking off its 1955 fundraising campaign"
@04/15 "1955 - Three thousand New York City firefighters in observance of Firemen's Day"
@08/11 "1955 - Order of the Knights of Pythias"
@11/04 "1955 - Carlos Castillo Armas, President of Guatemala"
@12/09 "1955 - Luis Batlle Berres, President of Uruguay"
@03/12 "1956 - Giovanni Gronchi, President of Italy"
@05/23 "1956 - Sukarno, President of Indonesia"
@08/30 "1956 - Three thousand volunteer firefighters attending the 84th annual convention of the New York State Firemen's Association"
@05/03 "1957 - Sixty-two U.S. Navy and Marine veterans of World War II and the Korean War"
@05/13 "1957 - Ngo Dinh Diem, President of South Vietnam"
@07/02 "1957 - Capt. Alan J. Villiers and the crew of the replica ship Mayflower II"
@07/11 "1957 - Althea Gibson, Wimbledon women's champion"
@10/21 "1957 - Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh"
@05/20 "1958 - Van Cliburn, first winner of Moscow's International Tchaikovsky Piano Competition"
@06/20 "1958 - Theodor Heuss, President of the Federal Republic of Germany"
@06/23 "1958 - Carlos P. Garcia, President of the Philippines"
@08/27 "1958 - Rear Adm. Hyman G. Rickover, Cmdr. William R. Anderson, and the crew of the Nautilus, the first nuclear submarine"
@01/29 "1959 - Dr. Arturo Frondizi, President of Argentina"
@02/10 "1959 - Willy Brandt, Mayor of West Berlin"
@03/13 "1959 - Jose Maria Lemus, President of El Salvador"
@03/20 "1959 - Sean T. O'Kelly, President of Ireland"
@05/29 "1959 - Baudouin I, King of the Belgians"
@09/11 "1959 - Beatrix, Princess of the Netherlands"
@10/14 "1959 - Adolfo Lopez Mateos, President of Mexico"
@11/04 "1959 - Sekou Toure, President of Guinea"
@03/09 "1960 - Carol Heiss, women's Olympic figure-skating champion"
@04/11 "1960 - Dr. Alberto Lleras Camargo, President of Colombia"
@04/26 "1960 - Charles de Gaulle, President of France"
@05/02 "1960 - Mahendra Bir Bikram Shah Dev and Ratna Rajya Lakshmi Devi Shah, King and Queen of Nepal"
@07/05 "1960 - Bhumibol Adulyadej and Sirikit, King and Queen of Thailand"
@10/14 "1960 - Frederick IX and Ingrid, King and Queen of Denmark"
@10/19 "1960 - Senator John F. Kennedy, Democratic presidential nominee"
@11/02 "1960 - Dwight Eisenhower, President of the United States and Vice President Richard M. Nixon, Republican nominee for President"
@05/11 "1961 - Habib Bourguiba, President of Tunisia"
@07/14 "1961 - Mohammad Ayub Khan, President of Pakistan"
@09/22 "1961 - Manuel Prado Ugarteche, President of Peru"
@10/13 "1961 - Gen. Ibrahim Abboud, Sudanese leader"
@10/27 "1961 - Capt. Thomas J. Walker, crew and builders of the USS Constellation, the world's largest aircraft carrier"
; First US astronaut to be honored with a ticker tape parade, although Alan Shepard (6/5/1961) and Gus Grissom (7/21/61) flew before Glenn 
@03/01 "1962 - Lt. Col. John H. Glenn Jr., first American to orbit the Earth"
@03/16 "1962 - Ahmadou Ahidjo, President of Cameroon"
@03/21 "1962 - Sylvanus Olympio, President of Togo"
@04/05 "1962 - Joao Goulart, President of Brazi"
@04/12 "1962 - New York Mets, new National League baseball team"
@04/16 "1962 - Mohammed Reza Pahlevi, Shah of Iran, and Empress Farah"
@05/25 "1962 - Felix Houphouet-Boigny, President of the Ivory Coast"
@06/08 "1962 - Archbishop Makarios III, President of Cyprus"
@06/14 "1962 - Roberto F. Chiari, President of Panama"
@04/01 "1963 - Hassan II, King of Morocco"
@05/22 "1963 - Maj. Lt. Gordon Cooper Jr., Mercury astronaut who orbited the earth 22 times"
@06/10 "1963 - Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, President of India"
@09/10 "1963 - Mohammed Zahir Shah and Homaira, King and Queen of Afghanistan"
@10/14 "1963 - Haile Selassie, Emperor of Ethiopia"
@07/16 "1964 - Crews of sailing vessels participating in Operation Sail"
@09/03 "1964 - Staten Island's Mid-Island All-Stars, Little League World Series champions"
@10/08 "1964 - Diosdado Macapagal, President of the Philippines"
@03/29 "1965 - Maj. Virgil I. Grissom and Lt. Cmdr. John W. Young, Gemini 3 astronauts"
@05/19 "1965 - Park Chung Hee, President of South Korea"
@06/01 "1965 - Four-thousand five-hundred firefighters celebrate the 100th anniversary of New York City's first professional fire department"
@01/10 "1969 - Lt. Col. Frank Borman, Lt. Col. William A. Anders, and Capt. James A. Lovell Jr., Apollo 8 astronauts, the first men to see the far side of the" moon"
@08/13 "1969 - Neil A. Armstrong, Col. Buzz Aldrin, and Lt. Col. Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Astronauts, for the first manned moon landing"
@10/20 "1969 - New York Mets, World Series champions"
@07/06 "1976 - Crews of sailing vessels participating in Operation Sail for the United States Bicentennial"
@10/19 "1977 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
@10/17 "1978 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
@10/03 "1979 - Pope John Paul II"
@01/30 "1981 - U.S. hostages released from Iran after 444 days in captivity"
@08/15 "1984 - U.S. Olympic medal winners from the Los Angeles games"
@05/07 "1985 - Vietnam War veterans"
@10/28 "1986 - New York Mets, World Series champions"
@06/20 "1990 - Nelson Mandela, leader of the African National Congress"
@06/10 "1991 - Persian Gulf War veterans"
@06/25 "1991 - Korean War veterans"
@06/17 "1994 - New York Rangers, Stanley Cup champions"
@10/29 "1996 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
@10/17 "1998 - Sammy Sosa, Chicago Cubs baseball player, who tied the single- season home-run record"
@10/23 "1998 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
@11/16 "1998 - Senator John Glenn and fellow crew members of the U.S. space shuttle Discovery"
@10/29 "1999 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
@10/30 "2000 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
; Giants "2.25 tons out of 36.5 tons were recycled, making it the first 'green parade'"
@02/05 "2008 - New York Giants, Super Bowl XLII champions"
@11/06 "2009 - New York Yankees, World Series champions"
@02/07 "2012 - New York Giants, Super Bowl XLVI champions"
@06/10 "2015 - U.S. Women's National Team, Women's World Cup champions"
@06/10 "2019 - U.S. Women's National Team, Women's World Cup champions"
; The following is not in the first source cited. From Wikipedia.
@07/10 "2021 - Healthcare professionals and essential workers for their labor during the COVID-19 pandemic"
;
; Fortune cookie messages start here
;
@00:00 #R: "A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose"
@00:00 #R: "A bird in the hand might"
@00:00 #R: "A committee is an animal with a hundred stomachs and no brains"
@00:00 #R: "A friend asks only for your time, not your money"
@00:00 #R: "A little virtue will never hurt you"
@00:00 #R: "A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud"
@00:00 #R: "A virtuous life is its own punishment"
@00:00 #R: "Age before beauty; and pearls before swine"
@00:00 #R: "Ain't no horse can't be rode; ain't no cowboy can't be throwed"
@00:00 #R: "Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away"
@00:00 #R: "Anything is impossible, if you don't attempt it"
@00:00 #R: "Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well"
@00:00 #R: "Art is anything you can get away with"
@00:00 #R: "Art is your fate; don't debate"
@00:00 #R: "As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of demand"
@00:00 #R: "Be tactful; overlook not your own opportunity"
@00:00 #R: "Beware of quantum ducks: Quark, Quark"
@00:00 #R: "Blessed is he that expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed"
@00:00 #R: "Business is like oil, it won't mix with anything but business"
@00:00 #R: "Chicken Little only has to be right once"
@00:00 #R: "Common sense is very uncommon"
@00:00 #R: "Contact with a friend may provide some unexpected income advantages"
@00:00 #R: "Don't believe in miracles, expect them"
@00:00 #R: "Don't look back, always look ahead"
@00:00 #R: "Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other"
@00:00 #R: "Fish and visitors stink in three days"
@00:00 #R: "Fools make feasts and wise men eat them"
@00:00 #R: "For success today, look first to yourself"
@00:00 #R: "Friendship is one soul in two bodies"
@00:00 #R: "Go not to the elves for advice, for they will say both yes and no"
@00:00 #R: "God heals and the doctor takes the fee"
@00:00 #R: "God is REAL (unless declared INTEGER)"
@00:00 #R: "Handle all business ventures with discretion"
@00:00 #R: "He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable"
@00:00 #R: "He that falls in love with himself, will have no rivals"
@00:00 #R: "He that will not command his thoughts will soon lose the command of his actions"
@00:00 #R: "He who invents adages for others to peruse takes along a rowboat when goingon a cruise"
@00:00 #R: "He who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is not fit for thekingdom of winners"
@00:00 #R: "Help fight continental drift"
@00:00 #R: "History always repeats itself: once as tragedy, the second time as farce"
@00:00 #R: "Hunger never saw bad bread"
@00:00 #R: "I like work; it fascinates me; I can watch it for hours"
@00:00 #R: "Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement"
@00:00 #R: "If a town has one lawyer, he starves; if it has two lawyers, they both get rich"
@00:00 #R: "If one word does not succeed, ten thousand are of no avail"
@00:00 #R: "If we weren't supposed to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can"
@00:00 #R: "If you believe in gambling, in the end you will sell your house"
@00:00 #R: "If you eat a live toad every morning, nothing worse will happen to you all day"
@00:00 #R: "If your desires are not extravagant they will be granted"
@00:00 #R: "Imagination is more important than knowledge"
@00:00 #R: "In jealousy there is more self-love than love"
@00:00 #R: "In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at top"
@00:00 #R: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is insane"
@00:00 #R: "Integrity is praised, and starves"
@00:00 #R: "It is commonly not your practice to make up your mind until the very last minute"
@00:00 #R: "It is often better not to see an insult than to avenge it"
@00:00 #R: "It is unwise to trust those you do not know well"
@00:00 #R: "It's easy to make decisions if you ignore the facts"
@00:00 #R: "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards"
@00:00 #R: "Learn of the skillful: he that teaches himself hath a fool for a master"
@00:00 #R: "Love, cough, and a smoke, can't be well hid"
@00:00 #R: "Make this evening a memorable one"
@00:00 #R: "Mother is the invention of necessity"
@00:00 #R: "Neither the poor nor the rich may sleep under bridges or beg in the streets"
@00:00 #R: "Never do anything twice that you don't have to do at all"
@00:00 #R: "New financial propositions may be offered at the turn of the year"
@00:00 #R: "Night falls when the street lights turn on.  Swedish Law"
@00:00 #R: "No man can be a patriot on an empty stomach"
@00:00 #R: "One peek is worth a thousand finesses"
@00:00 #R: "People will laugh at you, but let not that prevent you"
@00:00 #R: "Please all, and you will please none"
@00:00 #R: "Please follow more cautiously Life's Golden Rule"
@00:00 #R: "Premature withdrawal may lead to loss of interest"
@00:00 #R: "Pride dines upon Vanity, sups on Contempt"
@00:00 #R: "Pride invites calamity; humility reaps its harvest"
@00:00 #R: "Revenge is a dish best served cold"
@00:00 #R: "Seek companionship, love and social activity at home"
@00:00 #R: "Seek domestic happiness and faithful friends"
@00:00 #R: "Simplicity and clarity should be your theme in dress"
@00:00 #R: "Stop day dreaming about success. Go out and obtain it"
@00:00 #R: "Stupidity is not an impeachable offense"
@00:00 #R: "Take advantage of the pleasurable opportunities that come your way"
@00:00 #R: "The actions of your companion or close allies will help you to make an important decision"
@00:00 #R: "The brave man is known only in war; the wise man in anger; the friend in time of need"
@00:00 #R: "The early bird gets the early worm"
@00:00 #R: "The fish that escaped is the big one"
@00:00 #R: "The interesting thing about a waltzing bear is not how well it dances"
@00:00 #R: "The next sentence is true.  The previous sentence is false"
@00:00 #R: "The next dreadful thing to a battle lost is a battle won"
@00:00 #R: "The time is right to pursue your endeavors"
@00:00 #R: "The value of knowledge lies not in its accumulation, but in its utilization"
@00:00 #R: "The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise"
@00:00 #R: "There are no ugly loves, nor handsome prisons"
@00:00 #R: "There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat"
@00:00 #R: "There is no vaccine against stupidity"
@00:00 #R: "There will always be some delightful mysteries in your life"
@00:00 #R: "To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved"
@00:00 #R: "To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it"
@00:00 #R: "Traveler, there is no path, paths are made by walking"
@00:00 #R: "Valuable insights and your persuasive ability achieve results"
@00:00 #R: "Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it"
@00:00 #R: "Who knows a fool, must know his brother; for one will recommend another"
@00:00 #R: "Wisdom and good sense guard life from harm"
@00:00 #R: "With a mind like yours, who needs a body"
@00:00 #R: "Without health you cannot enjoy wealth or happiness"
@00:00 #R: "You are a general favorite among your many friends"
@00:00 #R: "You are a person of firm, yet honest intentions"
@00:00 #R: "You are an individual interested in forward thrust and the future"
@00:00 #R: "You are broad minded and socially active"
@00:00 #R: "You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements"
@00:00 #R: "You are clever, alert, and intellectual"
@00:00 #R: "You are faithful to duty, adaptable to environment, loyal to friends"
@00:00 #R: "You are fixed in your opinions and will not be easily moved from your purpose"
@00:00 #R: "You are generous and always think of the other fellow"
@00:00 #R: "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike"
@00:00 #R: "You are interested in higher education whether material or spiritual"
@00:00 #R: "You are never selfish with your advice or your help"
@00:00 #R: "You are next in line for promotion in your firm"
@00:00 #R: "You are the center of every group's attention"
@00:00 #R: "You are versatile, energetic, artistic and good-natured"
@00:00 #R: "You are witty and fond of fun"
@00:00 #R: "You have a deep interest in all that is artistic"
@00:00 #R: "You have a yearning for perfection"
@00:00 #R: "You have an unusual magnetic personality"
@00:00 #R: "You have no real enemies"
@00:00 #R: "You have the attitude of a winner"
@00:00 #R: "You like participating in competitive sports"
@00:00 #R: "You may attend a party where strange customs prevail"
@00:00 #R: "You may be conservative, cautious and practical"
@00:00 #R: "You may give a man an office, but you cannot give him discretion"
@00:00 #R: "You must be patient for a little while"
@00:00 #R: "You understand human nature and sympathize with its weakness"
@00:00 #R: "You will always get what you want through your charm and personality"
@00:00 #R: "You will always have good luck in your personal affairs"
@00:00 #R: "You will be a great success both in the business world and society"
@00:00 #R: "You will be a guest at a happy party that'll have important consequences for you"
@00:00 #R: "You will be made happy by receipt of good news"
@00:00 #R: "You will be proud in manner but tolerant and generous"
@00:00 #R: "You will be successful in your work"
@00:00 #R: "You will be unusually successful in business"
@00:00 #R: "You will engage in a profitable friendship"
@00:00 #R: "You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing"
@00:00 #R: "You will have many friends when you use a corkscrew"
@00:00 #R: "You will receive a present, over which you will shed tears of joy"
@00:00 #R: "You will soon take that long awaited vacation"
@00:00 #R: "You will visit some faraway land that has long been in your waking thoughts"
@00:00 #R: "Your are the guiding star of his existence"
@00:00 #R: "Your first impressions of people are best"
@00:00 #R: "Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation"
@00:00 #R: "Your long forgotten kindness to someone will bring a substantial sum of money"
@00:00 #R: "Your next acquaintance will be the right one"
@00:00 #R: "Your own qualities will help your advancement in the world"
@00:00 #R: "Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat"
@00:00 #R: "Your reasoning powers are good, and you are a fairly good planner"